spliceitsally:

Introducing:

Charchop, Charchoke, and Charchamp (Charmander + Machop, Charmeleon + Machoke, and Charizard + Machamp)

lunacwolphe:

busridavip:

sassypriest69:

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.

aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah op you card you

dude…now i want a meatlovers’ pizza from Pizza Hut.

Oh tumblr.

chillin’ in Florida yeah man

bizarrejelly5:

vickybit:

it all makes sense now

fuck

spadesslick:

dekomoron:

megaman2:

megaman2:

OH MY GOD I JUST THOUGHT

if pokemon x and y both have legendaries shaped like x’s and y’s

what the fuck is pokemon z gonna look like

archaic-ramblings-of-a-llama:

barksa:

(source)

Rats are the best things ever. I’ve had them as pets, I know. They’re so clean and cuddly and they are pretty much wonderful. My rats never bit me, never gave me a disease, never attacked anything other than their toys.
Give them a chance! You’ll love them. 

ghoulton:

toastradamus:

ballin so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me

but first they gotta find me

whats fifty grand to a muhfucker like me can you please remind me

I think the real question here is why everyone doesn’t have a tattoo of Naruto and Sasuke blowing each other.

cactuslacy:

rocketfists:

psdo:

goddessofcheese:

crabshire1901:

So apparently the Space Jam theme and Gangnam Style match up perfectly, right down to the same BPM and key. Yes, this is mind-altering.

Oh my GOD

This is important.

O___O

Whaaaaaat